====== It's over 9000! ======
**>9000**((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik)), along with **=42**((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWwgrjjIMXA)), are very important values in the world of high performance computing. Listed below are just some examples where the inequality provides the correct answer.

===== At the CHPC =====
  - What is the volume in cm<sup>3</sup> of the CHPC's board room?
  - What is the maximum number of KFLOPS achievable by my SAMSUNG GALAXY S3?
  - What is the median age, in days, of CHPC's employees?
  - How many millilitres of the hot beverage known as coffee do CHPC staff consume in one week?
  - How many metres of loo paper are flushed down CHPC toilets in a working week?
  - What value would CHPC's stolen cutlery amount to on the black market?
  - What is the sum of all the dice rolls in the tea room?
===== Outside the CHPC =====
  - How many kilometres must an unladen swallow fly between Cape Town and Cairo?
  - What is the square root of the speed of light (in ms<sup>-1</sup>)? ((Interestingly -- if the swallow were to fly at half this speed for one second, starting from Cape Town heading in the direction of Cairo, it would end up in the black sea.))